Monday, December 12, 2011

The Missing Watch


There once was a farmer who discovered that he had lost his watch in the barn. It was no ordinary watch because it had sentimental value for him. After searching high and low among the hay for a long while; he gave up and enlisted the help of a group of children playing outside the barn. He promised them that the person who found it would be rewarded.
Hearing this, the children hurried inside the barn, went through and around
the entire stack of hay but still could not find the watch. Just when the
farmer was about to give up looking for his watch, a little boy went up to
him and asked to be given another chance.

The farmer looked at him and thought, "Why not? After all, this kid looks sincere enough." So the farmer sent the little boy back in the barn. After a while the little boy came out with the watch in his hand! The farmer was both happy and surprised and so he asked the boy how he succeeded where the rest had failed.

The boy replied, "I did nothing but sit on the ground and listen. In the
silence, I heard the ticking of the watch and just looked for it in that
direction."

Moral: A peaceful mind can think better than a worked up mind.

Allow a few minutes of silence to your mind every day, and see, how sharply
it helps you to set your life the way you expect it to be...!

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

The Chennai automan

"Is it a bird? Is it a plane?",is what you think as you travel in a Chennai auto, driven by somebody who should have been rightfully adopted by the Schumacher family. "No da Kaide, its a Chennai auto", would be his response had he heard that line from the Superman franchise. Adorned with a khakhi shirt that goes over a purple t-shirt with the image of the playboy bunny, he smiles around displaying teeth laden with tobacco. When you land up at Chennai, you can't help but ignore the ubiquitous autos here.


Enterprising, dynamic and audacious, the Chennai auto driver is the first thing you see when you place your foot outside the Central station in Chennai. The auto driver is blessed with the knack of identifying prospective auto-goers. Sleepy IT-goers sporting T-shirts, parents of NRIs and North Indians are easy pickings for him. He sports a friendly smile, makes an attempt at grabbing your suitcase from your hand and pursuing you to board his auto and all the while making sure of not revealing the charge. More often than not, his rate is equal to 60% of your train travel expenses.


As you discuss the rate, other auto drivers gather along to witness this deal. As any helpless customer would do, you would quote an amount that is half of what he quoted. They all smirk at what you say, as if you questioned Darwin's theory of evolution. But yes, don't lose hope and get deterred by all the contempt you face. Stick to your price. The automan, in turn , aided by his colleagues, quotes inflation, the price rise and the economics of it all, justifying his rate to the precision of Amaratya Sen. If he had a computer, I believe he would shown you price fluctuation comparisons in the form of excel charts of atleast 10 different colours. You in turn quote the distance being in the range of just 8-10 kms making a pretence of knowing Chennai routes. The driver brings up issues of traffic diversions and one-ways to counter you. Other auto drivers try to politely explain to you the concept of price rise and advice you to accept their man's rate, thereby making you feel like a dull student in an economics class.




Finally you arrive at 80% of his aforementioned amount and believe you made a deal out of it. And he is happy to have made a fool of you. Win-Win situation. The auto-driver takes your luggage acting as a porter until you reach his auto. As you walk along and reach his auto, you notice the picture of a tamil actor blocking most of his view on the glass. You pray for your safety. He starts the auto by pulling a lever from somewhere down suddenly. After a few unruly pulls of the lever, the auto budges and starts. He takes a U-turn and drives like he is going to save the earth from an asteroid. His auto makes a weird noise, which I feel resembles Amrish Puri's voice when he yells. He takes on everybody, overtaking buses from the left, driving zig zag in tandem with bikes, driving in parallel with other autos talking to his friends, taking a moment to spin Paan and dodging signals or any other form of safety mechanism. No one but the Chennai auto driver can abuse others inspite of the mistake being his own. In short, he is CEO material.

As he drives, giving you an experience of a VGP ride, you look at fear while the tamil star who is in the form of a sticker covering the entire rear view mirror smiles at you. You also notice the meter which for some reason exists for display purpose. I somehow feel that a meter visually completes the auto. But history quotes that meters were occasionally used in certain autos, some of them thermodynamically charged to run faster than the auto itself.


The auto driver has no qualms on anything . He just whizzes around you in his typical audacious manner. His rates may be exorbitant. But don't we all like to be slightly paid more? He may be impolite and rude. But at least he is being himself. Talk to him, and he speaks of how Chennai has changed around in the years, how IT has ruined the city, Rajnikanth and politics. He has simple opinions on things around him, unlike many of us who don't have one.

All said and done, I enjoy an auto ride . Especially when I travel early morning along Mount road gazing at LIC building and Spencers. And as for the auto driver, he is by far the super king on Chennai roads.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Rumi



Come, come, whoever you are.

Wanderer, worshipper, lover of leaving — it doesn't matter,

Ours is not a caravan of despair.

Come, even if you have broken your vow a hundred times,

Come, come again, come.

~ RUMI


One day the sun admitted

I am just a shadow

I wish I could show you the Infinite

Incandescence that has cast my brilliant image!

I wish I could show you

when you are lonely or in darkness

the Astonishing Light of your own Being!

~HAFIZ

What a wonderful world

Blessed are those who give without remembering. And blessed are those who take without forgetting.





The world but seems to be

yet is nothing more

than a line drawn

between light and shadow.

Decipher the message

of this dream-script

and learn to distinguish time

from Eternity.

The cure for pain is in the pain!

"Love takes you towards the trap…

Love tortures and oppresses the innocents

Those who fall into its hands cry like clouds

Those who flee from it are frozen like the snow

In the heart of lovers, there is a pain no remedy can cure

Neither walk nor sleep nor food nor thought nor prayer…

Nothing, nothing but the sight of the Friend

The meeting with the Friend IS the cure."
~Rumi